yes these are MY boobs !

Ladies: it is completely normal for your boobs to sag a little bit. I’m not talking about all the way down to your belly button, but it’s definitely OK if your nipples are NOT pointing to your chin. Age, genes, the weight of your boobs, and gravity not being on your side are main reasons why they began to sag. It’s such a shame that women think perky boobs are the way they all should look. Well I’m here to let you know, that’s not the way everyone is designed to be.

Have you noticed how old people have wrinkles on their face? It’s because their skin has lost its elasticity, it’s the same thing with our breasts. Unless you have implants (which I’ll discuss later and which I’m against even IF you’re flat chested), don’t expect your boobs to have that circular look to them for the rest of your life.

Especially if you get pregnant, you can forget about it. Losing weight and gaining weight is another cause for breast to deflate and so is breastfeeding…

Besides sagging, have you noticed that one breast is bigger or shaped different from the other? This is normal as well. I hit puberty pretty early, and I always had a ton of questions. I felt odd and out of place, but years later it’s nice to know that I was going through something that a million other girls were going through as well.

MEN: stop letting the media influence your standards for women. We are not and will NEVER be perfect creatures, ya know the ones in music videos, in movies, and the ones in Sports Illustrated magazines? Yea, if you don’t know what Photoshop is, it’s man- made perfection. Accept us for our flaws or get the eff on! Real men already know these things… But there are still those Shallow Hal’s whose perception of women is based on what the boob tube shows them. My condolences go out to the girls you date…

Let’s talk about breast implants for a hot sec, I said I was against it earlier. I really am. Even if you’re flat chested I still won’t advocate for you to get surgery, BUT I am in no way telling you to not do something if that’s what you really want. If getting bigger boobs, or a slimmer nose makes you feel and look better, then by all means go for it. But if you’re already like a double D, you probably need counseling before you go under the knife. And it’s a proven fact that women who feel the need to get surgery have lower self esteem than the ones who don’t get it. Think about it. YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE !

Which boob are you ?